Food Porn!

...You can tell I have a lot of work I'm supposed to be doing because I'm posting so often lately...
More Big Food: Hardee's new Monster Burger weighs in at a massive 1420 calories and 107 grams of fat. Wow. I am in awe. "Food Porn," as they call it in the article, is the only appropriate name for this delicacy. While most health conscious people would double over and nearly puke at the sight of this thing, my college student instincts got the better of me. "Wow, You can get a whole day's worth of calories for $7! Deal!"

Jewish Holidays: I'm not the most religious type, but I enjoy the holidays just like any other half-jew would... Apparently there's not one right way to spell "hannukah". Among the 16 accepted english spellings are:

• Channuka, Channukah, Chanuka, Chanukah, Chanuko, Hannuka, Hannukah, Hanuka, Hanukah, Hanukkah, Kanukkah, Khannuka, Khannukah, Khanuka, Khanukah, Khanukkah, and Xanuka

Fascinating.