Santa

HO HO HO: A thought occurred to me, I'd really like to get a hold of Santa's Naughty girls list... Why do you think he says "Ho ho ho!" so much?

Granted, most of those would be in the 6-8 year old range. I guess I know what list I'm going on...

SC WEATHER: According to weather.com, we're due for a "Wintry Mix" tonight. You know what that means. Some nasty combination of sleet/snow/rain/crap that's gonna make everyone wreck their cars in the morning. They're really using the wrong term. It should be referred to as "crapping". As in, "Tonight, there is a 90% chance of Columbia getting crapped on."

Southern drivers are absolutely terrified of snow. Especially when it sticks to the road. Once, Atlanta practically shut down due to the chance of snow. Most people tend to speed up, thinking the faster they can get out of it the less they have to deal with it. Needless to say, the automotive carnage rate rises dramatically when the white stuff falls.

Let it snow!